Swedish TV is unbelievable. Wow.

This post is a little delicate, so don't read on if you don't want to see the word "penis."

Or "balls."

OK, so I am watching this show which is quite funny. Two wild-and-crazy Swedish guys who do wild-and-crazy not-necessarily-Swedish things. This week, they are in Indiana at the Mr. and Miss Nude America "pageant" out in redneck land. Now, for kicks, they entered one of the guys (Filip) in the Mr. Nude America contest (as "Dr. Phil"). While preparing him for his walk, they were trimming his pubic hair and his partner spread washable Elmer's glue on his own face and made a mustache and soul patch from the trimmings. That is just the beginning. He then proceeded to interview some of the "audience members" in this get-up. And, wow. Americans certainly giggle a lot when they are mildly uncomfortable. And, wow. These were not the best representatives of our country, however real they be.

Now, you must understand that Swedish TV does not blur out ANYTHING. I saw so many PENISES and VAGINAS and BOOBS, it was unbelievable. They even interviewed a "Mr." contestant with an elaborate cock ring, zoomed in on the equipment, asked him to remove it, lift his penis and "expose" his balls. All this was caught on camera. It was crazy. And this was at ten o'clock on a Monday night.

It's ironic that it takes Swedish television to show what is ACTUALLY going on in the United States.

No pictures on this one. Use your imagination.




















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